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Jake English ([personal profile] gunsling) wrote2014-01-16 04:26 am
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You've reached Jake English! Unfortunately I'm off having one hell of roaring good time. I'll get back to you when I'm able.

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thelovers: (pic#1224418)

[personal profile] thelovers 2012-01-30 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
cheerhealer: (rυdιмenтary)

text | nv virus

[personal profile] cheerhealer 2012-01-30 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
jackpots: (pic#2226049)

text; VIRUS.... hi ruru....

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-30 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
gunsling: (Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-01-31 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what situation youre talking about exactly but please refrain from clarifying!
I am not entirely sure i want to know.
gunsling: (Damn I like the way that you move)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-01-31 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry but what????????
gunsling: (pic#1794871)

asfasdf hi bakhu, best way for them to meet B)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-01-31 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
The singer?
You must have messaged the wrong person i dont think i ever bet *against* that!
jackpots: (pic#2225989)

LMFAO WORST IDEA OR WORST IDEA

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-31 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
you've got to be
jackpots: (pic#2226056)

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-01-31 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
what the heck is wrong with this phone!?
gunsling: (Been to every nation)

BEST IDEA!!!!

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-01-31 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Is something wrong with your telephone?
thelovers: (pic#1224221)

[personal profile] thelovers 2012-01-31 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Jake? What're you talking about? What situation?
gunsling: (Damn I like the way that you move)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-01-31 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
The one that certain parts of you were upset about not occurring...
thelovers: (pic#1322364)

[personal profile] thelovers 2012-01-31 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? You're making even less sense than usual.
thecrowingtobe: (Default)

text | nv virus

[personal profile] thecrowingtobe 2012-01-31 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
gunsling: ('Cause I already know what you wanna do)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-01-31 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
Your first message to me?
gunsling: (Been to every nation)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-01-31 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Thats a little extreme though i understand the general sentiments.
thelovers: (pic#1224386)

[personal profile] thelovers 2012-02-02 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
You mean the one where I asked what you were talking about?
jackpots: (pic#2225992)

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-02 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
it keeps sending random texts to people!!!
gunsling: (Here's the situation)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-02-03 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
No the other one...
The one before that.
gunsling: (pic#1794826)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-02-03 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Im starting to understand the problem.
If its any consolation this is the least offensive text ive gotten so far.
jackpots: (pic#2226078)

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-03 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
oh man. how bad have they gotten?
gunsling: (Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-02-03 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
There were a few remarks about peoples private lives im sure they wouldnt otherwise want to share with me.
jackpots: (pic#2225993)

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-03 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
i've gotten one about a guy's whore.
gunsling: (So put it on me)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-02-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
As an insult for the girl hes sleeping with or an actual prostitute?
jackpots: (pic#2226199)

[personal profile] jackpots 2012-02-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
i thought it might have been better not to ask.
gunsling: (pic#1794875)

[personal profile] gunsling 2012-02-03 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Probably for the best.
All things considered he might not have known any more than you did.
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