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[gunsling]

You've reached Jake English! Unfortunately I'm off having one hell of roaring good time. I'll get back to you when I'm able.

Comments

[thelovers]

Yeah, my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...

[gunsling]

I have no idea what situation youre talking about exactly but please refrain from clarifying!
I am not entirely sure i want to know.

[thelovers]

Jake? What're you talking about? What situation?

text | nv virus

[cheerhealer]

My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.

[gunsling]

Sorry but what????????

text; VIRUS.... hi ruru....

[jackpots]

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

asfasdf hi bakhu, best way for them to meet B)

[gunsling]

The singer?
You must have messaged the wrong person i dont think i ever bet *against* that!

LMFAO WORST IDEA OR WORST IDEA

[jackpots]

you've got to be

[jackpots]

what the heck is wrong with this phone!?

text | nv virus

[thecrowingtobe]

All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.

[gunsling]

Thats a little extreme though i understand the general sentiments.

posted on the inside of jake's bedroom door:

[thelovers]

[ aka: get in loser, we're going shopping. ]

[greenshift]

[ Happy Valentine's Day, grandsoooon ]

[voicemail]

[inthejunk]

Hey, English. It's Hanamura Yosuke. You know, with the waterlogged NV? Uh, listen. I think you might have been keeping an eye on a friend of mine -HAKU!- ugh, sorry.

Anyway, she said she's fine, but she also said she's sick, you know? And she always says she's fine, and...uh. Just. Just call me back and tell me how Nill is, alright?

Calling back

[gunsling]

Yosuke! Hello, yes! Nill's been set up nice and cozy in my room right now, though if she's saying she's fine I think she might be exaggerating the truth. Not to worry you or anything, but I always thought honest was the best policy and to be completely honest with you fine would be the last word I'd use for her at the moment.

[text; batcryption]

[theshortestbird]

Emergency meeting of the Titans tomorrow night after sirens. We're going after the kidnapper.

- RR

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

Text... totally sent back on the first too, really. In a timely fashion

[gunsling]

It doesnt matter if you do away with the red text if its still obviously whos messaging me auto responder!

(Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

[Text for Exsilium]

[speakveryclearly]

Hello Jake English
Im Your Friends Clothing Consultant And Ive Got A Suit In The Style Of The Human Equivalent To Troll James Bond To Deliver To You
Where Do You Live

[Text for Exsilium]

[gunsling]

Hello there!
Boy roxy wasnt kidding when she mentioned heading out to those casinos was she?
Since you both went through the trouble of it im in apartment 1104.
Though i should ask before you take the time to head on over here do i need to pay you for your services?

[tipsygnostalgia]

lara croft
LARA FUCKING CRIFT
*croft
oh my god jakey did u talk to her??
wait nvm i already see that you did
like holy shit how AWEOSME is this place????
it is 4 questionmark worthy thats how awesome
she is
SO cool
<3<3<3<3<3

[gunsling]

Roxy!
I knew if i could count on anyone to understand what a monumental occasion this is it would be you!!!!
This is a dream come true that i never expected to have realized!!
This is--
Roxy this is stupendous!
Im beside myself at the moment!!

[text]

[tipsygnostalgia]

yo j man
i forgot to tell you
idk if u know this or not since i know jade was here before but i never actually saw her
but remember those giant space furry jokes that dirk would make which were pretty great
well
ur grandma is actually a 100% legit space furry
how funny is that??

also hi

[text]

[gunsling]

I hate to ruin the joke here roxy but im afraid your revelation isnt much of one to me!
Last time she stopped by exsilium before heading off for more of her great adventures i got a load of those ears she had.
Though just between you and me im not entirely sure how they up and disappeared later in life...

And a good day to you!